The beloved surfer Keanu Steve made a sudden disappearance from our morning videos in 2023, but what could have actually happened to him to make such a sudden disappearance?
There are many speculations on the matter, Mrs. Elsten, a Chemistry teacher says that “It’s because he’s so undercover trying to find bank robbers, he will come back when he is needed”, going on to say that he is “breaking bad”.
This could be a possibility, however many students disagree with the argument. Brandon Miller, a Senior said, “I think since it started getting cold he migrated for the winter but he should be back soon since it’s almost spring.”
Many people are under the impression that Keanu plans on returning, but some think his disappearance is permanent, Layla Klienow, a Junior believes that “The housing market was a part of it, I think he saw Jeff Bezos’ muscles and got terrified, it is a mix of economic and psychological problems”.
The majority of people miss the amazing public figure of Keanu Steve in our morning videos, but there is one overwhelming theory about that matter that seems to have the most evidence. Keanu Steve has been undercover as Mrs. Elsten stated, but not to find bank robbers. Keanu Steve has taken on the alternative identity of MHS principal Steve Pollzzie.
Have you ever seen Mr. Pollzzie and Keanu Steve in the same room before? I bet you haven’t. What’s crazier is that in front of the Main Office the picture of this “Mr. Pollzzie” is Keanu Steve. It shows that sometimes Mr. Pollzzie slips up in hiding his identity. Is this theory incorrect? Well, I guess we will never know the answer to the mysterious case of Keanu Steve’s disappearance.